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Nose: vanilla, butterscotch, baking spice. Palate: caramel, honey, soft oak. Finish: smooth, sweet, lingering vanilla.
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New parents are often told, "Children are like pancakes. You always mess up the first one." Really? I spend a lot of time with my children, and I’ve never thought, "This is just like making a pancake." Based on this Pancake Logic, a second or third child would be an improvement, right? Not if you listen to birth order conspiracies – I mean theories. According to those, the middle child has "issues" because they don’t receive enough attention. That’s concerning but also confusing. Wasn’t that middle child also once the supposedly spoiled, attention-soaked youngest child? Wouldn’t the middle child be the second non-messed-up pancake-child?
Like most parents, I would never ignore one of my children. Unless they were asking for a screen. Or money. Or if I was watching football. Well, despite all this birth order nonsense – I mean theory – I believe I give my middle child as much if not more attention than my other kids. She somehow even earned the right to be my phone’s wallpaper image – much to the dismay of the other pancakes. The middle child is often a mystery; but then again, so is most of parenting- which is probably why Jesus invented bourbon.
– JAMES CHRISTOPHER GAFFIGAN
Each bottle of Fathertime’s The Middle Child Mystery has been personally hand-signed.
FATHERTIMEPRECIOUS BATCH KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY
EMPTY NESTER STRENGTH
The Middle Child Mystery
This precious batch bourbon is named Fathertime, not after that bearded fella who is the personification of time, nor the special moments a man spends with his children but for the occasional brief period of peace and reflection every hard-working father earns.
A. You must be at least 21 years of age to order and a signature of someone at least 21 years of age is required upon delivery.
B. All products are sold in California, with Title passing to the buyer in California.
C. The customer is solely responsible for the shipment of alcohol and must abide by their local and state laws.
D. If the package is returned due to failed delivery, a twenty-five percent (25%) restocking fee will be deducted from your refund. Shipping costs will not be refunded.
E. If the package is returned to Booze City damaged because of failed delivery attempts or refusal of delivery, you are responsible for the full cost of the order.
F. Spillage, minor damage and/or cosmetic defects are all possible to occur during transit. Booze City does not take responsibility for minor damage.
G. Booze City is not responsible for any lost shipments, including but not limited to packages lost because of hold requests or delivery rescheduling.
H. Pictures are for illustration only as product labels and bottle shapes can change at anytime without notice from the distillers who like to update their labels and bottles shape. We ship the current version of what the importer and distributor delivers to us.
I. Products cannot be shipped to an APO, FPO, PO Box or international.
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